bottle shopper

A girl who goes to the store to shop for the perfect size bottle to masterbate with.
My girlfriend is a bottle shopper. She spent 30 minutes in the shampoo aisle looking for a bottle 3 inches wide and 10 inches long to fuck.
by -HEF- September 04, 2009
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bottle shopper

A bag you take when you are shopping for wine.
I plan to buy a lot...better bring the bottle shopper.
by Trucker49 November 12, 2011
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