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boss move 

n. - 1. typically imitating a move or action widely accepted as a common physical act done by an individual that smells like an 1800's shithouse. Generally touching one's gentiles while simultaneously rubbing one's nipple and disgustingly flicking one's tongue crudely.

n. - 2. a generally upstanding 'cool' individual, accidentally or naively acting in a manner common to that of gherkin-wristed cockpeddler. In short, acting like an asshole you know would act.
Wow! Colonel Tushfinger that sure was a funny ass boss move when you jumped on that stack of lumber and acted like that pussy waffle truck driver Ron.

Hey Larry, I know you are my best friend and all, but that sure was a boss move when you made my mom finger blast your shit box and got caught by my dad.
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boss move 

N - any and all actions executed by the man in charge; meaningful, arbitrary, or otherwise
Clancy was in the bathroom so long, his employees thought he was taking a shit — but he was just trying to take the perfect FUCK YOU selfie in the mirror. Such a boss move.
boss move by Rickrude69 December 6, 2020

boss move 

when you make a boss ass move and emote on those sorry motherfuckers
chad: i pulled a major boss move on brad the other day
boss move by nickthompson August 18, 2022

Boss Moves

Living and conducting moves such as a boss would do pertaining to both areas of life business and pleasure.

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Andrea was makin' boss moves in NYC!

Did you see that car avoid an accident? That's a boss move!

He is makin' boss moves in that suit.
Boss Moves by CitaBoss August 19, 2013