Representing the pint-sized personification of manlet rage and standing shockingly small at 5 foot nothing, Chris "
Bagel Boss" Morgan rose to short-lived infamy when he threw a hissy fit extraordinaire at a Long Island
Bagel Boss in 2019. After falsely claiming that the friendly female cashier had smirked at his comically dwarfed height, Chris "Sissy Manlet" Morgan was recorded by amused onlookers as he was instantly overwhelmed by manlet rage and went on a childish tirade, furiously ranting about how women (understandably) hate him due to his sensationally stunted stature and egregiously evident Napoleon complex. Subsequently to being asked by a much taller customer to calm down and grow up, the rageaholic turbo-manlet petulantly proclaimed: "Shut your mouth! You're not God, or my
father, or my boss!" - only to then transform into a tiny, little
hamster when a heroic manmore made short
work of the midget monstrosity and tackled him. Helpful height enthusiasts later found his now defunct
YouTube channel featuring many similar videos which triggered an escalating series of well-deserved
trolling sagas, eventually culminating in the
Bagel Boss Manlet being cut down to size (more so than he naturally was) and thereby stopped short of realizing his delusional dream of following in the microscopic footsteps of
ill-famed celebrity turbo-manlets such as Tiny Tom Cruise and
Kevin "Homunculus" Hart by becoming just another high heels wearing comic relief Hollywood Oompa Loompa manlet.
Materialistic manlet: WHERE THE
FUCK ARE MY HIGH HEELS?! Manmore: Cease your manletspeak and don't go
Bagel Boss Manlet on me. Here,
bounce around on this stress ball and dry your tiny tears with this tampon, you silly, little manlet boy.
