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To expell gas from 2 orifices at once. Can result in an embarrassing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. The moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:
I = mr^2
where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.
I = mr^2
where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.
A skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force
borchelt by Seamus Doran October 10, 2007
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Scott Borchetta
A douche who makes up excuses for the obviously untalented.
(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)
(See immature, tone-deaf, retarded, lame for more explanation.)
Scott Borchetta by AAG8 February 7, 2010
Scott Borchetta
/s-kat bore- cheater/
• a term used to describe an old white
man who doesn't know timezones exist
and profits by selling off someone else's
hardwork of years without their
approval
• a manipulator who spews up fake
paragraphs to defend himself but
nobody believes him
• a term used to describe a rat ,
popularized by Swifties
• a term used to describe an old white
man who doesn't know timezones exist
and profits by selling off someone else's
hardwork of years without their
approval
• a manipulator who spews up fake
paragraphs to defend himself but
nobody believes him
• a term used to describe a rat ,
popularized by Swifties
Scott Borchetta by Tea lit rally July 1, 2019
mya borchert
mya borchert by im so funny hahahaha April 27, 2022
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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