booty cooties 

Having an accumulation of crabs in one's ass-hair jungle.

Girl 1: Girl, Susan and I were scissoring last week' and now I think I have booty cooties.

Girl 2: Welcome to the jungle (to the tune of guns n roses)

booty cooties by dongjohnson March 17, 2015

The Booty Cooties 

HIV/AIDS, but only the cases which were contracted via anal intercourse.

Did Charlie Sheen catch the booty cooties?

Nah man, I 'm pretty sure Charlie is winning in a different way...that dude got the needle cooties.

The Booty Cooties by Lârry Dângüs, esq. September 15, 2019

booty cootie 

Noun: Any of a number of sexually transmitted diseases, venerial viruses insect infestations or yeast infections.

She had so many booty cooties, they opened a VD clinic just for her.

booty cootie by Jim Paxton November 15, 2003

cootie booty 

The pooch on a chubby or older fat woman. also known as the Front Butt and the Vagummy (Vagina Tummy)

Man Mrs. Phillips got that cootie booty going on today. That front butt is lookin too nasty.

cootie booty by alex tool # 2 October 27, 2008

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016