boot-licking toady 

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

boot-licking toady by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

boot licking toadie 

Boot licking toadies, despite the negative connotation, generally know what they're talking about and usually remain polite in the face of rudeness. Most decent people actually aspire to be called a boot licking toadie by other, less informed individuals. Once a person is noted as a boot licking toadie, a small informal celebration is held in their honour, beginning with the change of their facebook pictures, to pictures of boot licking toads.

Down with the Seneschal and his fellow travelling boot licking toadies!

boot licking toadie by 0371 February 4, 2010

bootlicking 

1. see pussywhipped

2. to seek the favor or goodwill of in a servile, degraded way; toady to.

3. to be a toady.

That guy is such a bootlicking of this girl.

bootlicking by vitormnt July 9, 2009

Schrödinger’s Bootlicking

The act of abandoning your own argument to defend the person you were arguing with because you’re intimidated by them and want the conflict to end, blurring the line between appeasement and bootlicking.

Person A: “Dude, you’re wrong.”

Person B: “No, you’re the one who’s wrong.”

Person C: “Honestly, Person B is an idiot.”

Person A: “Whoa, don’t call him an idiot. You’re the problem here. Leave him alone.”

Person C: “Weren’t you just arguing with him?”

Person A: “Yeah… but that’s different.”

Person C: “Nah, that’s Schrödinger’s bootlicking. You switched from arguing with him to defending him because you didn’t want to keep fighting with him.”

Schrödinger’s Bootlicking by ThatGoldFish675 July 8, 2026