boot canal

a kick to the mouth, especially one that
results in injury or tooth damage

The judo lesson ended early after the
instructor got an accidental boot canal.

by Poothtaste December 23, 2007

Boot Canal

When pretentious mother fuckers get dental work done. So you stand outside the dentist office and double dropkick their stupid, bitch ass faces as they exit the doors.

"Fucking Chad was getting his teeth fixed so I boot canaled his dumb face and he can suck it."

by BobJones69fuckyou January 20, 2019