A Blophus is the result of farting while seated in a narrow, confining chair. Such as airline seats.
This forces the gas forward, past the genitals rather than past the cheeks of the ass. It is shocking to one who experiences it for the first time, and those seated nearby.
Greg was both concerned and delighted by his first blophus, however, the other officers seated in the stake-out van were horrified.
A person who is half an engineer, half a business man, half a rubber duck collector, and one quarter a lover of "The Office". This person is all around weird but you like them anyway.
When your boyfriend is drunk at 2am and cannot type "doofus" so instead he types "boopus", but he means it.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'