boomrape

the best of situations or the worst of situations and nothing in between.

I just won the lottery...BOOMRAPE!

My sister just got gangbanged in front of me as I spilled the last of my scalding hot oatmeal all over my dog...BOOMRAPE!

by Selbstmordkind October 24, 2010

broomrape

a parasitic plant

"hey do you know what a broomrape is?"
"why you rape someone with a broom"
"no you fucking moron its a damn plant"

by gingey2454 January 15, 2020

Broomrape

A parasitic plant that feeds off other plants to produce flowers

"This next one is called Broomrape"
"I'm serious"
"Broomrape, broomrape, Wikipedia? Broomrape"
"Naked broomrape"

by Whythisword February 14, 2021

Broomrape

Broomrape is an act of sexual assault with a broom handle, usually followed by the brush, depending on the slackness of the victim. Originally used as a sadomasochistic act of foreplay, it is now more commonly used as a way of describing an convincing victory.

"I just destroyed some guy on counter-striker. I seriously broomraped that guy."

"I can't believe the broomraping I just got."

by Eggy McMuffin April 6, 2009

broomrape

Something that people at St.Mikes like to do
Also a plant but that doesn't matter

The boy broomraped his friend in the locker room.

by harumbe420 November 21, 2018

Naked broomrape

A disease affecting select plants

That plant has naked broomrape

by Chef donkay November 10, 2020

Broomrape Lane

a street infamous in worldoftshirts lore

Yo Trill, I couldn’t Belive my eyes when I saw Joshua block blacked out on BROOMRAPE LANE

by Tblock_fries April 13, 2025