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bookspan

jewish jesus hater that has never eaten bacon and has lots of money,
damn that jew he was talkin shit on jesus
by bible hugger October 15, 2004
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Boonspan

The wingspan of your average black being.
Despite weeks of meticulous planning for Black Friday, a hapless Marquavias was seduced by a flat screen tv so large that it even exceeded his vast boonspan.

His greed and lust for crime, left him empty handed as he was caught red handed with incompatible surround stink speakers’.
by Herbie Dongsporran May 8, 2022
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Bookpants

Bookpants. A bookpants occurs when a word is typed that is accidentally misspelled and creates a different legitimate word.
In this example there are three bookpants:
"I can bake a tart, but I think you can't" becomes
"I can make a fart, but I think you cunt"
by Chiefweasel December 29, 2022
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bootspants

1. A type of music characterized by a dance beat that sounds like someone saying "boots-pants-boots-pants-boots-pants" aloud.

2. A bar, club, or party that plays danceable music.
1. "The party was just okay until they switched from playing indie music to bootspants artists like Beyonce. Then it was awesome."

2. "I want to go dancing tonight. Let's go find some bootspants."
by jazzpraxis December 1, 2009
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facefuck my bookspace page

to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list.

it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week!

that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.

i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.

i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
by facemyspacepagebooktwit January 23, 2011
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booksandrainlover

a tiktoker that is undoubtedly perfect inside and out. such an amazing personality and their beauty fucking blows me away.

pls go out with me x
“Wow I love booksandrainlover so much their content is amazing and they’re so handsome!”
by infinitywarsteve November 21, 2021
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