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boogerlips 

1. (Noun) A facial feature wherein an individual's lips are unusually moist with a greenish tint, typically from consuming mucous deposits. This is a common condition among toddlers, who experiment with bodily excretions through taste sensations. The condition usually diminishes with age, but persists among individuals with poor social skills.

2. (Noun) An individual who consumes mucous deposits, often resulting in residue upon the lips.
(Concerned parent) Doctor, can you tell me why my child's lips are green?

(Primary care physician) It appears that your child may be suffering from boogerlips.
boogerlips by jpsi December 29, 2007
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Boogernipple 

The act of rolling a nipple in between your thumb and pointer fingers until it achieves hardness, then flick the hardend nipple.
Guy1: Dude, her nips were hard enough to boogernipple them!

Guy2: What do you mean?

Guy1: You know how you pick your nose and roll the booger into a ball and then flick it once it's hard?

Guy2: Yea.

Guy1: That's how hard they were!

boogerlip that dick

After expiencing terrible sex, the female reaches down and grabs her vagina boogers and rubs them onto the unsuspecting male, who is sleeping off the god-awful love making he just enforced onto the female. After waking up, the male discovers that his face is stuck to the pillow reminiscent of supermanning that hoe only backwards :).
After experiencing the worst sex EVER, she decided to boogerlip that dick into oblivion.
boogerlip that dick by shalala November 12, 2007

Boogerish king 

A king/protector of a country boogerland he has a wife and 3 kids
I saw the boogerish king in boogerlang.
Boogerish king by iamalexiliporer November 3, 2020

Boogerish king 

the king of boogerland the best country he has a wife named soha they have 3 kids
Oh i see the tus boogerish king who is the tusiest man alive
Boogerish king by iamalexiliporer November 3, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022