boobiequality

1. (Boob-equality): The distribution of equal pleasurable treatment to the left and right breast.

2. (Boobie-quality): The grade, class or excellence of the the perfect pair of breasts.

Statement: She says how come the right boob gets all the attention.

Reply: I'm sorry for the discrimination against the left boob. We must have boobiequality!

Squeeze! Squeeze! Hmmmm.....that's definitely some boobiequality!