boob man

A person (usually male) who most appreciates the breasts of a woman over other parts such as the legs or butt, sometimes to the point of obsession.

Male 1: DAMN! Look at the ass on that girl! Tell me you wouldn't tap that!
Male 2: Mmm, I dunno. I'm more of a boob man, and she's definitely lacking up top.

by Not-that-cool Guy November 1, 2011

boob man

A man obsessed with breasts, with an insatiable lust to enjoy every pair of boobs he sees.

You can find a boob man at his residence, inside a woman's shirt.

by psyduck1 July 27, 2011

boob man

(noun) A heterosexual male who prefers boobs over ass, or has a general obsession with boobs. This is usually in regard to discussion between men about which body part (arse or chest) they find most attractive.

The antonym to the boob man is the ass guy.

(Two men discussing women)
Boob Man: Becky has the best rack I’ve ever seen. I want her so bad.
Ass Guy: Yea but her ass is flat as a pancake.
Boob Man: I don’t care.

by 100PercentEthylAlcohol February 2, 2022

man boob

You get man boobs when you eat a lot of food. Then you become fat, then all of a sudden PFFFFT!!! Man boobs.

Holy crap! Those are some big man boobs!

by MagicDonJuan December 31, 2003

Man Boob

A result of too much oestrogen in the drinking water is the development of 'man boobs' or man breasts.

Look at the man boobs on that guy.

by phatboy November 2, 2003

man boob syndrome

man boob syndrome is a common condition in the United Kingdom and the United States of America. It occours when a male with a rather poor diet puts on large amounts of fat from fast food etc. These Manboobs (commonly known as moobs) are frighteningly similar to the female breast.

Fred: Check out that dudes man boobs!
Phil: haha... they look like real tits as well, i bet he suffers from Man Boob Syndrome

by Woodworm March 9, 2007

Man Boob Call

When a man puts his cell phone in his breast pocket and due to excessive movement, a call is dialed by accident.

Strange. I heard a voice coming from my shirt and realized it was my boy, Mike on the phone. He asked why I had called him. "Man, sorry, I just man boob called you, bro....whazzup?"

by mruptownman May 22, 2018