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A chintzy gift regifter. When one receives a chintzy gift or bonus gift from a rich, chintzy gift giver and then turns around and gives the chintzy gift away to another rich, chintzy gift giver.

I hate to be a bonus waffler, but I hope this bonus waffle sends a clear message that chintzy gifts are offensive.

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Bonus Waffle

A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand

I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.

Bonus Waffle by icetrees April 22, 2013

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Bonus Waffle

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.

"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"

Bonus Waffle by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013

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Bonus Waffle

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.

"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

Bonus Waffle by XxDouche123456xX April 22, 2013

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Bonus waffle showdown

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.

Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

Bonus waffle showdown by drewbydoo April 22, 2013

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Bonus waffle

waffle, babble, farce, hype about how off the hook our bad sex was; an edible token

drew: *bonus waffle*
jeff: lies man, our sex was bad, keep it

Bonus waffle by keepit April 22, 2013

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bonus waffle

Waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.

I received a syrupless Eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.

-SinisterKid

Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary

-Sloride73

bonus waffle by Drew707 April 22, 2013

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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