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Bonus Waffle 

A waffle given as a parting gift after a one night stand
I got a bonus waffle after a one night stand.
Bonus Waffle by icetrees April 22, 2013

Bonus Waffle 

A token parting gift given to the visitor of a one-night-stand. While the gift is traditionally a waffle, the gift may range from a Pop Tart and a high-five to a knowing, wordless nod as your partner exits your apartment.
"Where'd you get the Eggo?"

"Bonus Waffle from last night. Hey, do we have any syrup?"
Bonus Waffle by Nick Soapdish April 22, 2013

Bonus Waffle 

A syrupless waffle given to you as a parting gift after a one night stand.
"I thought of it as a bonus waffle on top of sex"

Bonus waffle showdown 

When two hungover, hungry strangers have a bonus waffle showdown the morning after their one night stand. The act of tossing breakfast waffles, poptarts, or other such breakfast pastries in the air to see which walk of shamer is the hungriest.
Person 1: We should have filmed your roommate Jeff's bonus waffle showdown with that dude he picked up at the bar
Person 2: Word

Bonus waffle 

waffle, babble, farce, hype about how off the hook our bad sex was; an edible token
drew: *bonus waffle*
jeff: lies man, our sex was bad, keep it
Bonus waffle by keepit April 22, 2013

bonus waffle 

Waffle, or any other breakfast pastry, provided to you by your one night stand when leaving their house in the morning.
I received a syrupless Eggo waffle as a parting gift from a one night stand.

-SinisterKid

Time to add "Bonus Waffle" to urban dictionary

-Sloride73
bonus waffle by Drew707 April 22, 2013