Bono

The RECORD of world's biggest crap.

Damn Bono is a piece of shit.

by Homosapien Michaels October 22, 2007

Bono

The biggest Irish narcissist you will ever have the displeasure of coming across in your life. Not only is he the frontman of U2, he's decidedly the most irritating political know-it-all you'll ever see, plus he couldn't wedge himself any further up Bob Geldof's arse is he tried. And he can't count in Spanish properly.

"Who is that eejit?" "Oh, that's Bono."

"Uno, dos, tres, catorce..."

by Posh Birds Do It Best September 5, 2009

Bono

the biggest crap

i just took a Bono last night

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

Bono

Fat sanctimonious cunt from U2.

On an level with Bob Geldof in the "self righteous wanker" category.

Oh fuck. That prick Bono is coming to try and coerce you into giving your hard earned money over to the third world...

by ashley9505 September 8, 2009

Bono

1. A hero
2. Sweetest singer ever (in the band u2)
3. A leader of the ONE campain to stop HIV/AIDs in Africa

Bono is pretty sweet

by YoshimiBattlesthepinkrobots December 8, 2007

Bono

Bono is a perfect match with a girl named Morgan. Bono's are normally very short and hot. He also has a youtube channel that is kind of cringe but his girlfriend supports him. When they hug he's so short that his face is in her chest.

Mikael: I sure wish i was bono
Karson: me 2
Takumi: same

by mucia February 1, 2018

Bono

The living proof that Darwin's theory of the Survival of the Fittest doesn't apply in our modern era.

1. I wonder if Bono would've caused so much hype back in the dark ages...

2. Bono is a douchebag.

by Noum's evil twin September 30, 2008