ashley9505's definitions

Mischa Barton

The only girl I'd leave my fiance for.

Me - Oh look Mischa Barton's over there and she wants me!111
Girlfriend - Okay you win.

by Ashley9505 December 7, 2006

Bono

Fat sanctimonious cunt from U2.

On an level with Bob Geldof in the "self righteous wanker" category.

Oh fuck. That prick Bono is coming to try and coerce you into giving your hard earned money over to the third world...

by ashley9505 September 8, 2009