Chaz Bono 2 Step 

When a drunk, 250 pound man-boy takes on a 140 pound girl in a fight. While simple math would result in the girl being overpowered, the fact that we are dealing with a man boy results in him getting a black eye, a mouthful of dirt, and pretending he can't remember it the next day.

Hey, did Nick try to rough up Sarah????

Well, he tried, but it just ended up being a Chaz Bono 2 step.

Chaz Bono 2 Step by toofatforwords October 26, 2011

The Sonny Bono 

A sexual act in which a woman gives a hand job to men on either side of her while blowing a guy standing in front of her. This gives the appearance of skiing while taking some wood in the mouth. Kinda like Sonny did. Ouch.

Dude, Carissa gave me, Tom, and Mike The Sonny Bono last night. I was the tree!

The Sonny Bono by Hanging Brain May 18, 2010

Sonny Bono 

used in reference to a tee shot in golf that ends up in the woods.

"Man Joeys tee off on the 9th was a total Sonny Bono"

Sonny Bono by Dick Slammin since 94 June 8, 2009

schmogin' bono

a stupid person; one of insignificant intelligence

"Man, this schmogin' bono won't leave me alone"

schmogin' bono by johnismerry April 1, 2023

Sonny Bono 

Sonny Bono is a complete enigma:

A successful songwriter who didn't know anything about it.
A successful singer who couldn't sing.
A successful actor who couldn't act.
A successful politician who didn't know about politics.
Had good-looking wives and he was not.
Died from skiing cuz he wasn't a skier.
We liked him and we don't know why.

Sonny Bono was an icon of some type...
the 60s and 70s?... ya!

Sonny Bono by thedzone September 27, 2009

Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono 

The smoking of an assload of pot at once. 4 blunts, 3 joints, 4 bowls, a whole pan of "adult brownies", a whole loaf of bread (toast) with cannibutter, and 15 bong rips to be exact. And its funny because Sonny Bono died skiing into a tree.

Damn, Ricky! We're HITTIN THE TREES LIKE SONNY BONO!

Hittin The Trees Like Sonny Bono by Freshketh September 1, 2009

Sonny Bono 

The act of running oneself into a pine tree or aspen tree at high speeds while sliding down a snow covered mountain.

Dude! Did you see that guy? He did a total Sony Bono!

Sonny Bono by steve April 29, 2003