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a lying and untrustworthy friend or aquaintence;
also a nickname sometimes used when referring to homosexuals.
That bonneau wants it in his butt.
Bonneau by PineconeLover20 August 6, 2011

Stéphane Bonnaud 

French slang for a quirky programming teacher .
"Oh man, that Stéphane Bonnaud told me rename all my variables with french names..."
Stéphane Bonnaud by frenchmaster January 27, 2023
A womanly man with an extremly small needle like penis, that could sometimes be mistaken for an inflamed vagina.
Pete: holy crap I think that chick has hemroids on her pussy
Tim: No thats a dude, he must have a boneau
boneau by niatnuom December 9, 2007

Bônjeaulé 

"Bônjeaulé" is an old, nearly forgotten expression from a small region in southern France, supposedly uttered by 18th-century vineyard workers at the end of a long day of harvesting grapes. Some say it was a toast to good fortune, others claim it was a nonsense phrase muttered after too much wine. Linguists remain baffled by its origins, as it appears in no official records, though certain scholars argue it may have been an inside joke among traveling minstrels.

In modern times, ‘Bônjeaulé’ has resurfaced thanks to a little-known song by the Memory Brothers that has perplexed and delighted listeners. Does it mean something? Does it mean nothing? Perhaps the answer is hidden within the song itself…
Every morning I go to Bônjeaulé to clear my mind.
Bônjeaulé by Douglas Koempel April 7, 2025
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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