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a lying and untrustworthy friend or aquaintence;
also a nickname sometimes used when referring to homosexuals.
That bonneau wants it in his butt.
Bonneau by PineconeLover20 August 6, 2011
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Stéphane Bonnaud 

French slang for a quirky programming teacher .
"Oh man, that Stéphane Bonnaud told me rename all my variables with french names..."
Stéphane Bonnaud by frenchmaster January 27, 2023
A womanly man with an extremly small needle like penis, that could sometimes be mistaken for an inflamed vagina.
Pete: holy crap I think that chick has hemroids on her pussy
Tim: No thats a dude, he must have a boneau
boneau by niatnuom December 9, 2007

Bônjeaulé 

"Bônjeaulé" is an old, nearly forgotten expression from a small region in southern France, supposedly uttered by 18th-century vineyard workers at the end of a long day of harvesting grapes. Some say it was a toast to good fortune, others claim it was a nonsense phrase muttered after too much wine. Linguists remain baffled by its origins, as it appears in no official records, though certain scholars argue it may have been an inside joke among traveling minstrels.

In modern times, ‘Bônjeaulé’ has resurfaced thanks to a little-known song by the Memory Brothers that has perplexed and delighted listeners. Does it mean something? Does it mean nothing? Perhaps the answer is hidden within the song itself…
Every morning I go to Bônjeaulé to clear my mind.
Bônjeaulé by Douglas Koempel April 7, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026