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a person who smokes out of bongs but also makes an effort to enjoy the lesbian singer bon jovi
holy shit, your a bongjovi!
bongjovi by darrow July 27, 2006
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bonjovi on steroids

phrase used to tell something is crazy; incredible; out of this world
Man, you're acting like you're bonjovi on steroids.
bonjovi on steroids by El_Scorcho August 24, 2003

laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song 

this is what you can say to someone when you're typing to them and they go "heheheh"
I made a funny, and you go: heheheh

You can they say "You laugh like bonjovi playing a sting song."

bonjoviswift 

the only bon jovi stan in Twitter stan to ever existed, he's nice but sometimes annoying. He also love to put straight porn in timeline cause he's basic straight guy. His hobby is dm random account to make a friend but most of them blocked him cause they think he have bad intentions.
bonjoviswift, bon jovi, bon jovi stan, swifties

Jon Bong Jovi 

1)The name of my bong.
2)A comical play on words.Surely to make any stoner giggle.
3)A good way to disguise the fact that your going to smoke weed.
1) Hey dude, come over later, we're gonna have a sess with Jon Bong Jovi.
-Sweeeeet.
2) Billy Bong Thorton, Wesley Pipes, and Jon Bong Jovi.
-Bong Jovi, thats funny. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
3) Man, let's go 'listen' to Bon Jovi *insert wink*!
-(Parent) Bon Jovi again? Are you sure my son is not a fag?
Jon Bong Jovi by MarkHack December 9, 2008

Bonjovicilin (bad medicine)

A medication taken twice daily until Bon Jovi release a new album or state new tour dates. There ain’t no doctor that can cure your disease. Medication given by Dr. J Bon Jovi.
“I really need some Bonjovicilin (bad medicine) because I ain't got a fever, I got a permanent disease
It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy
I got lots of money, but it isn't what I need
Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me
And I got all the symptoms, count 'em one, two, three”

Yes I just quoted Bad Medicine by Bon Jovi - you’re welcome :)
Truly a Great Rock Star Awesome in Concert Great Singer The Best in the whole wide World. he had Such Hits As runaway, Dead or alive. living on a prayer and Bed Of Roses.
Jack Says to Sara Wanna go to a bonjovi Concert Tonight.
BonJovi by Ratt April 11, 2005
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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