bonerphilia

When you get a hard one from seeing another 'hard one'.

I got bonerphilia man.

bonerphilia by William Kaine July 4, 2017

Bonerphobia 

Fear of an erection

Ever since the molestation ordeal she suffered a bad case of bonerphobia well into her adult years

Bonerphobia by DaddyD-KFC November 9, 2010

Boomerphilia 

The act of being attracted to boomers (people with wrinkles who are quite old)

A person who has Boomerphilia is called a Boomerphile

Marge: That crackhead blew us a kiss, he must be a boomerphile!

Margaret-Anne: That means he has Boomerphilia, right?

Mary Isabelle: Yeah, I think so

Boomerphilia by Exploding Tentacles January 1, 2022

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008