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Marco Bodt'd

(Also written as Marco Bott'd) The act of being chopped in half by something (or someone)

Husband: No one would want to be Marco Bodt'd lol

Wife: Isn't it Marco Bott'd though?

by Exploding Tentacles December 23, 2021

Boomerphilia

The act of being attracted to boomers (people with wrinkles who are quite old)

A person who has Boomerphilia is called a Boomerphile

Marge: That crackhead blew us a kiss, he must be a boomerphile!

Margaret-Anne: That means he has Boomerphilia, right?

Mary Isabelle: Yeah, I think so

by Exploding Tentacles January 1, 2022

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Xhenourdosaniaghlemiodhimbialsoggynipplesshowextraeeeeephobiaphobiaphobia

The irrational fear of people who don't shower using Heads and Shoulders

Jack has Xhenourdosaniaghlemiodhimbialsoggynipplesshowextraeeeeephobiaphobiaphobia

by Exploding Tentacles November 29, 2021

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A very sought-after and important resource, Crab Legs are being torn off of crabs everyday. These crabs are usually daddies that have been taken away from their children so that their legs can be taken off. Crablegs are told to have magical powers that can make any wish come true, unless you're wishing for Money, Love, Status, Anything that exists, Anything that doesn't exist.

Bob bought 18 crablegs!

by Exploding Tentacles October 21, 2021

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