bonerfuse

A Confused Boner

Why is it that I am having a bonerfuse over a down syndrome patient?

by bonerfused July 27, 2016

bonerise

Captain Boner’s signature move; this involves the unrelenting floppage of one’s missile until complete extermination is achieved. To ‘Bonerise’ is an act so undeniably ruthless that looking directly at the warhead will reverse your sexuality...twice. Captain Boner’s only weakness is the scent of Estrogen.

Bonerise

by Someone with something to say November 20, 2013

bonercise

The act of exercising your boner, usually for the sake of pleasure, and often performed at regular intervals.

I was almost late for work, but fortunately I finished my morning bonercise in time to catch the train.

by DeepTrout January 9, 2013

bonehouse

1. A sexual act performed be penetrating any and all holes of the head.

2. The title of adam and jacob's dorm room

1. I can't believe what a freak i found last night. She begged for the bonehouse until i tore her retina.

2. After a long night of postgaming, i woke up in the bonehouse.

3. the bonehouse is so messy, all they ever do is play super smash bros.

by moshea nosha April 7, 2008

Bonerdust

Bonerdust (Boe-Nerr-Dust)

When you get done giving the 'ole bone to the beaver and you forget to wipe off the excess juices so they crusty and next time you get a boner, the crust snaps off and looks like dust

Kid: "Is someone in this room smoking?"
Me: "No, that's just my bonerdust from this morning... sorry bro!"

by Matt Markel July 3, 2009

bonerfied

1. (adj) The act of having an erection in public.

2. (n) A public boner.

Andrew was bonerfied while waiting in line at the movies.

by LiVo June 5, 2005

bonerfest

When a bunch of dudes are together at a strip club or a party when they want ass but no chicks. A bunch of guys that get boners together but not because of each other but because of the lack of pussy and the need to hit it.

Dude, last night's party was such a bonerfest. Gay.

by bonerfestlover4234 January 18, 2008