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out like a boner in sweatpants 

Embellishment of the word "out." This phrase is appropriate to use whenever simply saying "out" is too boring. This may be most often used as an away message on AOL Instant Messenger. The phrase can, however, find use within other contexts.

There are several variations of this phrase, including:
out like a fat kid in dodgeball
out like a blind kid in musical chairs
out like Janet Jackson's right nipple
out like a white guy in a jumping contest
out like handicap parking at the special olympics
out like your mom in a beauty pageant
out like a midget in a dunk contest
out like Helen Keller in hide-and-go-seek
off like heads in the French Revolution
off like a prom dress

The goal of such phrases is to be shocking, crude, or disrespectful in some way in the embellishment of the word.
We're goin' to the bars, so I'm out like a boner in sweatpants.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026