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Ridiculous asshole

An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.
A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
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Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events
Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants
by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016
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