Definitions by Schmitty1981

Boner in sweatpants 

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

Boner in sweatpants by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

Ridiculous asshole

An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.

A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood

Ridiculous asshole by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016