Schmitty1981's definitions

Ridiculous asshole

An asshole of ginormous ridiculousness. A person who defies reasonable stupidity with their actions.

A "ridiculous asshole" would take his girlfriend to the movies, then take his mistress to planned parenthood

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016

Boner in sweatpants

A natural but embarrassing reaction to pleasant but surprising events

Guy won the lottery at a funeral and started acting crazy..got a boner in sweatpants

by Schmitty1981 October 19, 2016