boner crusher

1. A statement said, an action made, or a woman who does or says something that can take a guy right out of the mood for sex and lovin'.

2. Any action that results in getting one's penis hit, crushed or pressed up against something tightly.

3. A woman with a very tight vagina who sits on top while having sex with a man.

Damn, that crazy bitch sure is one hell of a boner crusher.

by Shit_4_Brains September 6, 2007

boner crusher

An obese woman who crushes boners.

That fat piece of shit is the biggest boner crusher I have ever seen.

by jman016 January 9, 2008

Bone Crusher

Prison slang for a homemade shank designed to maximize blunt force trauma. Usually made from broken pieces of steel and plexiglass with a loop of thread attached to the handle so it can be secured to the wielder without being dropped. These shanks are regularly stored in the toilet so if the inflicted wound isn't lethal, the infection will be.

Aryan barbarian: Pass me that fucking bone crusher brother, that toad down the block has it coming.

by anonymous March 29, 2022

bone crusher

A firearm, usually referring to a handgun.

Stay back man, he's got the bone crusher-

by bypassomega April 13, 2007

bone crusher

Term used to describe a fat or overweight woman.

Take a look at bone crusher over there!

by Mason April 14, 2003

Bone Crusher

When someone's dick is so big it could crush your vagina bone

Sorry I had to go you had a bone crusher I couldn't fade it

by TooSassy April 5, 2015

bone crusher

when you make a girl spread eagle so far that you break her legs's

matt gave dana a shattering bone crusher

by b real October 16, 2005