boneliness 

A condition in which a male is lonely and has a perpetual boner and no one into whom he can insert it.

Man, I'm lonely, and I gotta constant boner, and it's startin' to feel like a perpetual state of effin boneliness.

boneliness by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

Ivar the Boneless 

Ivar the Boneless or Ivar Ragnarsson was a Viking warrior, and leader who invaded England during the "Viking age". It is not 100% known what "Boneless" means. Many Viking stories describe him as literally lacking bones or legs. But it is not known how reliable these stories are.

According to the Tale of Ragnar Lodbrok, Ivar was "boneless" because of a curse. His mother Aslaug was the third wife of his father Ragnar Lodbrok. She had stated that she and her husband must wait 3 days before having sex. But Ragnar Lodbrok had been raiding in England and was really horny due to being away for such a long time, and so he had sex with his beautiful wife anyway. Because of this, Ivar was born "boneless".

Ivar the Boneless has been described by several Viking sagas as being skillful, and fierce on the battlefield. He was a commander of the Great Heathen Army which attacked England.

Was Ivar the Boneless actually boneless?

Ivar the Boneless by Ivar the Boneless August 3, 2019

loneliness 

You too, huh?

No examples needed.

loneliness by golding August 14, 2003

Boneless pizza 

A pizza without any of them shits called bones put in it.

Person 1: bruh, I'm dead ass hungry right now.

*phones pizza*
Person 2: Ya pizza, whatchu want?
Person 1:lemme get uhhhhhhh, a BONELESS PIZZA, wit a 2 litre of coke

Person 2: fuck kind of pizza? Oh, and 2 L I T R E M A C H I N E 🅱️ R O K E. We got one litre though

Person 1: fuck you mean 🅱️? Ight LOOK, lemme get that pizza, B O N E L E S S.

Person 2: uh, pizza don't got bone on it.

Person 1: the fuck did I just say then?

Person 2: you said "LEMME GET IT B O N E L E S S", like pizza got a damn bone in it.
Person 1: y'all got bones in Ya shit then?

Person 2: nah
Person 1: so what's the problem?

Person 2: D I C K H E A D. Name one pizza that got bone on it.

Person 1: just don't put them shits in my pizza bruh, how many times I gotta say it.

Person 2: bruh, jus explain to me how the fuck pizza can be boneless?
Person 1: if it don't got bone in it, iss B O N E L E S S
Person 2: son what school you go to?

Person 1: dawg, I don't understand the problem. Just make my shit, B O N E L E S S, D E A D A S S.

Person 2: I'm deadass not making this pizza

Boneless pizza by Snarijuana July 14, 2017

Loneliness 

1. that feeling when you know you have no one, but yourself. You’re all you got. You’re overwhelmed with isolation. You need someone to love you & you need someone to love. Not necessarily a boyfriend or girlfriend. It could just be a friend. Anyone you could share your thoughts, secrets, and dreams. you’re just sick & tired of having no one. You’re struggling by yourself. No ones there for you. You see people laughing & so happy with their friends, you get jealous or just wish to have something like that. but you don’t. at the end of the day, you go home by yourself.

If you’re struggling with lonelines because you haven’t found someone yet, I promise you, things will get better. You’re going to meet the greatest friend ever & you’ll never have to fear doing things alone. Hang on there, buddy.

Loneliness : having no one there for you.

Loneliness by Mari.yeeted. Or. Be yeeted February 27, 2019

urban loneliness 

A common side effect of big city life. The limitless amounts of social opportunities available creates a feeling of isolation when you for some reason don't exploit them. The depression is further increased by constantly witnessing other people seemingly overcoming these challenges better than you.

Alexander has been suffering from urban loneliness since he moved to New York. The sheer amount of things to do is a constant reminder of his own non-existent social life.

urban loneliness by citydreams February 1, 2014

Loneliness 

That empty, dark, hopeless feeling you have. Maybe it's after losing a loved one, or maybe it's just the fact that you woke up in the middle of the night to feel the other side of the bed is vacant.

It's a terrible, terrible thing... Having a long, cold stretch of loneliness wash over you

Loneliness by Karuna Jaeger February 11, 2017