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bone and disown 

Somewhat unsuprisingly to bone and disown is to bone and subsequently disown. In other words, one allures a female(or male) beds and then sheds, squirts one in the eye and says goodbye, has sex with and then ignores for ever more.
AAA i noticed that Dave was piecin' Laura is he still with her?
No no, he boned, but then disowned.

He fucked her then chucked her, boned her in the car and said tara, classic bone and disown.
bone and disown by loz February 7, 2004

bone em' and disown em'

A variation of squirt em and dessert em. To bone the shit out of bitches squirt all over their ass and then leave them sitting on the fuckin curb crying over "spillt milk" A.K.A boy butter.
Man last night I fucked the shit out of jill and then left her crying ass on the curb to catch the bus. Why do I always have to bone em' and disown em'.
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