bone alone

exactly how it sounds: the act of jerkin' your gerkin or masturbating.

"What's your plan for tonight, guy 2?"
"I'm just going to turn on some next top model and bone alone."

bone alone by King Captain Kyle October 5, 2009

leave the bone alone 

Avoid overworking, overdoing, or wearing out the object of your effort, especially in regards to artistic pursuits; avoid gilding the lily.

"Man, you know, these young guys, they know all the modes, they know all the chords, they can play high and low and fast, and they can do amazing things, but the one thing they don’t know how to do is leave the bone alone."
-- Saxophonist Gerry Mulligan

leave the bone alone by Greg2854 April 23, 2006

alone bone 

A slang term for masturbation. It is derived from the term boning, which refers to having sex. If you are boning alone, well then you're just masturbating.

This beezy blue balled me, so I alone boned after she went home.

Sometimes, when my roommate is gone and I am feeling sexually frustrated, I alone bone.

alone bone by sexyymexi November 19, 2010

skin tone chicken bone leave me alone 

the rap sang by a 13 year old black female who usually has a mental disease and is usually named shiniqua

Someone: yo shiniqua
shiniqua: SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE LEAVE ME ALONE FOO
Someone: ok chill daym

skin tone chicken bone leave me alone by Liqua Madik January 6, 2020

boneafone 

Refering to a penis during oral sex

I told her to speak clearly into the bonafone

boneafone by Napster May 13, 2005

bonerloner 

One who has a boner, but is a loner

“Do you see that guy over there? I bet he’s a bonerloner”

bonerloner by OGCumHydrant August 2, 2022