bondwatch 

The state one is in when approaching 7 deaths while sporting 0 kills in a team-based multiplayer game. Derives from James Bond's code number, "007", referring to one with 0 kills, 0 assists, and 7 deaths.

"oh my god our moon knight has 5 deaths and no kills, hes on bondwatch"

bondwatch by Jugs MaGoof January 12, 2025

booswatcha 

Booty, lovely lady lumps, pussy. Any part of a beautiful woman is booswatcha.

Don’t be such a booswatcha!

booswatcha by bigtots69 March 19, 2020

Bondarchuk's gun 

A term used in circles of russian cinema fans in opposite to "Chekhov's gun". If Bondarchuk's gun appears in the plot, it will never be used. Was first mentioned by Russian cinema reviewer "Badcomedian" in the review of Fedor Bondarchuk's film "Prityazhenie" (attraction) as a joke.

-Have you seen that new film about a part of soviet history by Nikita Mikhalkov?
-Yeah, the love line in the plot is definitely the Bondarchuk's gun.

Bondarchuk's gun by John Lasley January 7, 2022

Bandwitch 

A person who hogs all the bandwidth of an internet connection or who has a very good connection. Also used as a curse in online games.

Arrrgh... headshot again? you damn bandwitch!

Bandwitch by LPB2000 January 22, 2010

Birdwatching

Observing or watching a group of good looking females

Man, I was at the club birdwatching...

Birdwatching by Kenneth Carino April 7, 2005

bidwatching 

the graceful art of watching hot girls, or bids, in public. This is typically a collaborative activity that is done with a fellow bro and teamwork is strongly encouraged between fellow bidwatchers in spotting bids. This can be done pretty much anywhere; Starbucks, the mall, the student union, a restaurant, or even on your front porch.

"Yo dude, trying to ditch class and do some bidwatching in the cafe?"

"Sorry I'm late to the meeting, I was doing some bidwatching by the pool and got sidetracked"

"I do so much bidwatching I'm thinking of joining the NBL- National Bidwatching League"

bidwatching by DeltaAlphaDeltaDaddy October 29, 2012

birdwatcher 

Term used to describe a person (focuser) who is cockeyed. One eyeball is focusing on person (focusee), while other eyeball is roaming the scenery. This usually makes focusee rather uncomfortable.

That news guy is a total birdwatcher. Is he looking at camera 1 or camera 2?

birdwatcher by gialei July 20, 2008