Bondwich

A sandwich bonded together by the subject of the sandwich (the middle part) e.g. an ice cream sandwich would be an ice cream bondwich. This term was developed one day when three intelligent men were having a heated debate about whether a tuna-fish sandwich was a sandwich or not.

Random guy #1: Dude... I could sure go for an ice cream sandwich...
Q: Not sandwich - bondwich, fuck head.

Random guy #2: This tuna-fish sandwich is great!
Jeef: Don't be a slave to modern day generalization! It's a tuna-fish bondwich!

Bondwich by Dr. John T. Fisherman March 30, 2009

bandwich 

A sandwich of an inferior quality given to musicians - members of the band - entertaining guests of your boring event.

After I've been playing for over two hours at that middle age crisis wedding, they gave me one stale bandwich to eat and some half-and-half as a drink.

bandwich by ryzhyk March 11, 2018

bandwich 

To hog a network connection for a brief period of time for
the express purpose of pillaging any available bandwidth.

To consume a bandwich may mean you take multiple bytes.

Hungry? Need some new entertainment? Grab a bandwich.

U: Why is World of Warcraft lagging so much?
M: Sorry man, I had to grab a bandwich.

bandwich by intarwabulous December 9, 2005

Bandwich 

The delicious combination of a bagel and a sandwich.
Used primarily in lunches where only limited tupperware is available. Also used to make interesting combinations of cream cheese, jelly and peanut butter.

Cubby enjoyed a bandwich at lunch arguing that cream cheese and PB&J totally worked together.

Bandwich by Ybbuc Noodas December 1, 2011

Bandwich 

Getting gangbanged by a boyband.

I just got bandwiched by One Direction.

Bandwich by JL_rangel11 January 24, 2014

Bandwich 

Someone who is an attention seeking whore

Omg you’re such a Bandwich

Bandwich by YourNansToeNail November 9, 2018