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boltonize 

To receive the power and blessing of the voice of the great Michael Bolton. It has the effect of making some things juicier and easing headaches.
This apple is bland.
Boltonize it.
boltonize by skeevy December 18, 2013
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bottomizer 

1. In gay relationships, a top who sees bottoms only as sexual objects. (Similiar to a womanizer in straight relationships)

2. A top who has promiscuous sexual relations with multiple bottoms, while paying no regard to the bottoms' feelings.

3. A top who has no respect and doesn't understand how bad it hurts when you just jam it in without lubing it up right.
I hate how Sergio comes home from work, then grabs a beer out of the fridge and doesn't even say hello. Then he just bends me over and rams his dick up my ass. He thinks that just because he has a bigger dick than me that he can treat me however he wants. He is such a bottomizer. On second thought, I wouldn't have it any other way.
bottomizer by pensacola dude February 6, 2010

boltonian 

awiiight what do u call some that comes from bolton? boltonian-DUURR
boltonian by free! January 11, 2005
to confess one's liking as more than a friend to the one who is liked. Traditionally done on a balcony on graduation or prom night.
After hiding his four years of feelings for her, he balconized to her after the awards ceremony.
balconize by MikiBY October 7, 2012
(V.) To make out (a gay male) to be a bottom or person of a submissive gender role.

In the gay lifestyle, a bottom is male the engages and prefers to be on the receiving end of anal penetration during sex. Though, sexual position (i.e. top, bottom, versatile) is not indicative of a gay man's gender role or how masculine/feminine one is allowed to be, there's a preconceived notion that submissive/feminine men are bottoms.
I hate that because I'm skinny and short, gay men tend to bottomize me.
Bottomize by Eon Lux April 15, 2015

Burtonize 

When something is so fucked up looking, it looks like it belongs in a Tim Burton movie like Edward Scissorhands.
"Man, that old smashed up barn is so Burtonized.
Burtonize by EPrime October 15, 2006

boltonia 

(bolt-own-ee-ah)
A flowering herb named for James Bolton, 18th century English botanist
James easy always brought the boltonia at tea time. With the flowers.
boltonia by K<3ENFam April 6, 2010
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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