Bologna Curtains 

Pussy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to "slicing the ham" with your tongue.

While flicking my girl-friend's bean, I had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.

Bologna Curtains by Ned Bolcar July 7, 2010

bologna curtains 

Unusually large labia minora. Usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.

There is a stripper at The Pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!

bologna curtains by URASuka June 18, 2009

bologna curtains 

Another name for the frothy piss hole vagina

That chick's bologna curtains stank like fish

bologna curtains by funnymick June 23, 2006

balogna curtains 

meat flaps on a vagina.the folds of flesh on and around a vagina

that girls pussy could fly away with flaps, or thats a balogna and cheese samich!open the balogna curtains ,dinner
is served

balogna curtains by Terry Lasley. Kansas city Mo. April 26, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019