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Bologna Curtains 

Pussy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to "slicing the ham" with your tongue.
While flicking my girl-friend's bean, I had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.
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bologna curtains 

Unusually large labia minora. Usually hanging down low so that if a strong breeze blew they would flap around giving off the effect of window curtains.
There is a stripper at The Pony who has bologna curtains so big, she tied them in a knot!
bologna curtains by URASuka June 18, 2009

bologna curtains 

Another name for the frothy piss hole vagina
That chick's bologna curtains stank like fish
bologna curtains by funnymick June 23, 2006

balogna curtains 

meat flaps on a vagina.the folds of flesh on and around a vagina
that girls pussy could fly away with flaps, or thats a balogna and cheese samich!open the balogna curtains ,dinner
is served
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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