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Noun. Bojangle (plural brojangles)
One who has been shaped by a series of maladaptive sociosexual traits for not less than twenty five years ; one who has turned to error as a result of a nonexistent or underdeveloped sexual organs; one who has turned to a twisted sense of values or morals entwined with self harm/degrading and generally frowned upon cuckoldery in order to relate to their shortcomings; A person whose sexual habits are not considered acceptable.
Synonym: (slang) Boje, Pleasure Bean, Leee’s property
Antonyms: alphamale, lovable, hung.
Usage: That Bojangle was trying to spy on us while we changed clothes; A Bojangle assaulted Maria with its tiny pleasure bean; Leee the sadistic homosexual hasn’t got himself a Bonjangle since 1991; Roddey is a Bojangle and so is his son; As you can see, the Doberman has been held captive by a Bojangle.
Usage notes: In contemporary usage, Bojangle is usually understood to refer to a sexually perverted person who turns to a particularly dark form of perversion, and feigns a persona of emotional and spiritual enlightenment while attempting to harm their ugly genitalia. A Bojangle will emit unsettling energy detected most potently by Pug dogs. Traditionally the word was mainly associated with persons of false religious beliefs, cultism, self delusion and a deep hatred for their inability to be liked, loved or tolerated by any person whatsoever.
One who has been shaped by a series of maladaptive sociosexual traits for not less than twenty five years ; one who has turned to error as a result of a nonexistent or underdeveloped sexual organs; one who has turned to a twisted sense of values or morals entwined with self harm/degrading and generally frowned upon cuckoldery in order to relate to their shortcomings; A person whose sexual habits are not considered acceptable.
Synonym: (slang) Boje, Pleasure Bean, Leee’s property
Antonyms: alphamale, lovable, hung.
Usage: That Bojangle was trying to spy on us while we changed clothes; A Bojangle assaulted Maria with its tiny pleasure bean; Leee the sadistic homosexual hasn’t got himself a Bonjangle since 1991; Roddey is a Bojangle and so is his son; As you can see, the Doberman has been held captive by a Bojangle.
Usage notes: In contemporary usage, Bojangle is usually understood to refer to a sexually perverted person who turns to a particularly dark form of perversion, and feigns a persona of emotional and spiritual enlightenment while attempting to harm their ugly genitalia. A Bojangle will emit unsettling energy detected most potently by Pug dogs. Traditionally the word was mainly associated with persons of false religious beliefs, cultism, self delusion and a deep hatred for their inability to be liked, loved or tolerated by any person whatsoever.
I haven’t seen someone pretend to be happy, yet loathe themselves and hurt their sexual organs for the pleasure of post op transsexuals since 1991 - they are a Bojangle
Bojangle by Boomboomman2608 June 18, 2021
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v. When people say they're gonna do something and don't. Maybe also be used as a noun where someone is a known "bojangler." Origin: Northern Virginia.
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The act of a black individual intentionally playing up to black stereotypes, generally in an attempt to obtain street cred.
bojangle by TobyTheRobot September 28, 2006
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To procrastinate or do something very slowly, frequently to the point of annoyance with all parties involved. Originates in Manassas Park, VA.
Tony: "Goddamn it Andrew, you bojangled so much telling us that story about railing that 16-year old that the blunt went out in your hand."
Lance: "Yeah Mr. Bojangles, get your shit together!"
Andrew: "Hold on guys I was about to talk about when she grabbed my cock..."
Lance: "Yeah Mr. Bojangles, get your shit together!"
Andrew: "Hold on guys I was about to talk about when she grabbed my cock..."
bojangle by junglekrait February 1, 2009
bojangle
Bojangle is a reference to a testicle or testicles. Similar to, and used in the same context as "Gonad". Bonjangle plural becomes "Bojangles".
The chain slipped on my bike and I almost crushed my right bojangle...
That horse almost kicked me in the bojangles!
That horse almost kicked me in the bojangles!
bojangle by Lyrical_Poet August 30, 2006