BOJANGULATION 

The way of life that a Bojangler lives: worthless, slow, dimwitted, and often mistaken for retardation

"As Tito walked into the dimly lit bar he encountered some sort of BOJANGULATION by what appeared to be a retard, but it was just Ole ManNigga Bojangles, hunched over at the bar , foaming at the mouth, and just wating to die.

BOJANGULATION by DaCapt'mn & Brova' Man Tito March 13, 2008

bojaculation

Ejaculation that occurs while the ejaculator is near, thinking about, or eating Bojangles fried chicken.

As soon as I saw that the next exit had a Bojangles, I bojaculated all over my pants, the steering wheel, and the windshield. It was probably the messiest bojaculation ever.

bojaculation by J… March 20, 2008

biangulation 

Being able to locate precisely with only 2 "sightings". Humans and dogs, will use JUST noise entering our 2 ears to get a precise knowledge of where a noise is coming from. Biangulation is finding stuff precisely with only 2 concurrent observations., not 3.

Dogs have been biangulating their way to cookie jars for centuries. So while a dog certainly has excellent smelling abilities, biangulation gets any dog DIRECTLY to the cookie jar with the slightest rattle of the lid.

biangulation by You rReal Name July 27, 2020