bogasity

Something that is making me unhappy. Something that has an element of ridiculousness. Something that is totally false and untrue.

Wow we can't drive over there, that is total bogasity.

I can't believe she cancelled the date because her friend is sick man that such bogasity.

by Wayne Iyer April 5, 2008

bogosity

The degree to which something is bogus. Bogosity is measured with a bogometer; in a seminar, when a speaker says something bogus, a listener might raise his hand and say “My bogometer just triggered”. More extremely, “You just pinned my bogometer” means you just said or did something so outrageously bogus that it is off the scale, pinning the bogometer needle at the highest possible reading (one might also say “You just redlined my bogometer”). The agreed-upon unit of bogosity is the microLenat.

Bush's claim that Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (WMD) pegged my bogometer at 1000 microLenats, producing bogosity of Biblical proportions.

by TheBlackHandOfDeath June 15, 2011

Bogality

The state of being extremely absurd.

The Bogality of president bushes actions during office was appalling.

by islandgirl_0079 February 12, 2009

Boganity

A collection of bogans or their artefacts so huge as to be overwhelming.

I walked into the mall, took one look at the assembled hordes and turned on my heel, muttering 'Oh, the boganity!"

by Poll Hereford January 22, 2010

bogosity

Noun form of the adjective bogus. A collection of unsubstantiated or untrue assertions.

Also used in adjectival form.

His resume was a massive pile of bogosity.

The bogosity level of his thesis was staggering.

by emma February 3, 2004

Bogosity

the quality of being bogus, to an extent that it is prolific in its bogusness (fake, counterfeit, false, imitation of something superior) So bogus, it has an air of lameness which is degrading and misleading of real purpose.

Kim's inability to go out on a date with Bill by meeting up at Starbucks was pretty much bogus. In fact the whole thing was total bogosity.

by kgarcia February 18, 2010

Bogosity

The level or sliding scale at which lies may be measured. And exclamation.

That's a 9 on my bogosity meter.

Eric's presentation was total bogosity.

by foxiemoxie123 November 4, 2008