1. usually vulgar: stinky, sweaty, smelly, gross, or generally foul female genital organs
2. usually vulgar: when unseen, a powerful force luring unwitting men into sin; yet when seen, smelled, or otherwise handled, a dangerous force that should repel all but often acts more like a sticky black tar - infecting all who enter with a coating of nastiness that refuses to wash clean
swamp boggy - adjective
Friend: Ohh man, that dragon that you mistook for a princess last night probably had the foulest swamp bog this side o' the Mississip. How horrible did your fingers smell this morning, Andy?
Andy: Dude, I don't think this smell will ever come off. I must have been pretty sauced.
When a person filming for National Geographic (or any natureshow with David Attenborough) has to disguise themself as wildlife an the surrounding wildlife is horny wildlife that interferes with the cameraman's work through attempted inter-species intercourse.
I was filming Alligators for the new "Great Planet" series and got Mossy Swamp Bog Fucked
"bogswamp" is the more formal way of saying "swamp-ass" (the scientific name); it means someone is so horrendously ugly and sweaty that they get a swamp between thys ass cheeks.
On more then one ocasion bogswamp's are know to have addictions, most studies show that the main one is pornogrphy (Pee-yew! 🤢 )
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.