boblard

a thick penis, usually very thick

Tony does not have a boblard. He has a joelard.

But of course, kirk surely does.

by Brinda May 13, 2005

Bollarding

The act of crouching in the 'Daniel Falvey Bollard Pose' in various places across the world and marking this event with photographic evidence.

When we get to the Priz, we'll have to do some serious bollarding.

by djfkilo July 26, 2011

Gammon bollard

The erect phallus of a man endowed with at least a foot of mighty throbbing cock, such as Peter Jones from Dragons Den

"Man I bet Peter Jones fucking tears people in half with his gammon bollard"

by Theo Paphitis January 11, 2009

boblario

A person who enjoys being an idiot, and harassing other people. They can usually be seen putting rodents and clothing articles into videostore quickdrops, writing profanity on peoples front doors, setting off firecrackers in crowded public places, and most often impersonating other people.

It is also often used as a fake name when one enquires ones name.

Jerry was soooo pretending to be a boblario wtflol.

by Adrian Y March 7, 2007

bobtard

a guy no buddy likes

Person 1-I Don't like him.

Person 2-What is he a Bobtard

by genuinedomo November 27, 2013

Bobland

A country that Bobdan created.

Oh you're from Bobland? No wonder you look so pink.

by Dani Linash July 9, 2021

Bobard

The sexual or romantic relationship between Gerard Way and Bob Bryar. They are both from the band My Chemical Romance. The term is most often used towards fan fictions in which the two men engage in sexual contact, also called slash.

Bobard is the new Frerard. I mean, come on, Bob can beat up Frank any day!

by Princess Of The Damned December 16, 2008