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Bob and Tom 

A radio "talk" show where a group of people sit around and laugh for several hours. These two people are basically professional male hens who somehow became a syndicated radio program. Also, they probably get higher than a kite before they come to work so that they can laugh at increasingly humourless things.
Reginald: It's morning, I guess I'll listen to 101.5.

turns on radio
Bob and Tom: *laughlaughlaughlaughlaughlaugh*

hours later
News Anchor: In breaking news, police are trying to find a motive to why an area man jumped out a seven story window...
Bob and Tom by Xzonza 1 January 22, 2010

bob and tom 

Morning Talk Show guys. Stupid as Hell.
All I need in the am is the Bob and Tom show and half a capsule of cyanide.
bob and tom by Gaylen Young February 11, 2009

The Bob and Tom Show 

America's number one rated morning radio show
The Bob and Tom Show is the funniest thing on the radio and Kristi Lee even makes the news entertaining.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026