Finding no toilet paper after going # 2. Just cardboard rolls.
Dam man, I had to use my boxers to clean myself after getting card boarded.
by I have all the answers December 15, 2014
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A yellow sign that shit-for-brains drivers believe will cause others to be extra cautious around them. In reality it signifies an idiot that thinks they're special because they have the sign that partially obstructs their vision, whether they have a baby in the car or not. It does NOT mean they are being careful while driving or give a shit about you. It actually can be viewed as a point of reference indicating you're within the vicinity of a fucking idiot behind the wheel.
I sometimes take the opportunity to pull along side of someone displaying a Baby On Board sign to see for myself what a fucking moron looks like. These cretins justify the issue of not allowing some imbeciles permission to breed. Do they actually think anybody gives a shit about their fucking kid?
by Big Ed Moustapha March 02, 2010
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A board of people who are greedy and wish to make money on the notion that all kids will the SATs (they are also in charge of AP testing) In real life they don't give a shit about kids and only use the testing as an excuse to make money by selling stocks. A proof that they are fake is when they decided to make a NEW SAT testing with writing included so that the Universty of California, better known as UCs, colleges would still accept it. Sometimes they may lose your test scores and will not refund you.
College board fucking lost my test scores for the SATs I took in June.

by kakakakakqueen October 14, 2005
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When someone is hit with a board, they are asked what is wrong, you board?
I hit Jim moving lumber and asked, you board?
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"Baby on board" indicates a woman driver with a huge sense of entitlement just because she managed to pop out a kid. Stay out of her way. She thinks she had the immaculate conception, and expects everyone to bow down to her kid as if it were the new Baby Jesus.
by drunk oracle March 19, 2010
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Created to ruin the lives of all high schoolers, especially in the United States of America. It is because of this website that many teens cannot live the life they want today.
E.g 1
Mom: You never reply ANY of my emails!
Teen: That's because 90% of them are FORWARDS from College board! You spam my inbox EVERYDAY!

E.g 2
Teen: I'm going to the mall to hang out with Kate!
Parent: Oh no, you don't! I just checked your SAT scores online College board and you are grounded for the next 4 weeks!
by CBhater July 10, 2008
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A group of filthy monkey making hootchies that ruthlessly forces many students to give them monetary value in exchange for "elgibility."
by Pingy January 07, 2007
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