bmsmp

be my soulmate please

hey bmsmp

bmsmp by haihdjssjhs October 11, 2020

BMMPM 

beat my meat per minute

Hey dude, what's your BMMPM?

Mine's 50

BMMPM by MrAyyLmao January 24, 2018

bmsma 

Acronym of "Bite my shiny metal ass", a phrase used by the acerbic, beer swilling robot "Bender Bending Rodriguez" in the Fox TV show "Futurama"

Fry: Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew.

<An impatient robot joins the queue behind him. It is more or less human-shaped, grey, with an antenna on top of it's head.>

Fry: Wow, a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!

bmsma by Nibbler April 15, 2005

BMSPH 

Big Mean Stinky Poopie Head

You are being a BMSPH not sharing your ice cream with me.

BMSPH by Nut Liquer January 3, 2010

bmsma 

Acronym of "Bite my shiny metal ass", a phrase used by the acerbic, beer swilling robot "Bender" in the Fox TV show "Futurama"

Fry: Hey! A phone booth! I can call my nephew. An impatient robot joins the queue behind him. It is more or less human-shaped, grey, with an antenna on top of it's head. Wow, a real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?

Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.

bmsma by Nibbler April 5, 2005

BMSMMF 

Acronym for beta male simp mangina mother fucker.

I can't stand the simpery of this BMSMMF.

BMSMMF by maluko April 3, 2021

BMSM 

Hey Angx, I see you around here.. well

Buy Me Some Matress

Guy 1: "Hey bud, you saw the new shit out?"

Guy 2: "Idc, BMSM pls."

BMSM by TsuNix February 25, 2017