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bmanning 

(v.) to act like an ultimate sketchball/skeemer. Typically refers to a dirty human being, both literally and theoretically, who thinks that they are big and good at gaming. This act is looked down upon by all, and we all have experienced a friend who has bmanning'd us before. Additionally most people that practice the act of bmanning usually suck down marb reds when they wake up in the later hours of the afternoon. To tell if someone is committing the act of bmanning, here are some helpful clues to look for. 1) Putting the butts of cigarettes in/on the remains of their 4PM breakfast. 2) Gaming at bizarre hours of the day/night. 3) Crashing of their car who they may or may not have given a nickname to, and the incident being his/her fault. Lastly, 4) Most people that practice bmanning have jew like qualities and practice sub par hygiene techniques.
(Person A) Hey man how was your weekend?
(Person B) Straight, beat some faggot up at Uconn after I made fun of his flip flops and told his girlfriend shes beat.
(Person A) Damn dude, you were bmanning crucial to that herb.
bmanning by Jackson Mead February 28, 2010

Banning Spree 

For a moderator or administraitor of some sort banning alot of people in a short period of time. With or without reason, and for any period of time.
Example:
Miniclip Fourms:

Catguy333: *SPAM*
Catguy444: *SPAM*
Catguy555: *TROLL*
Catguy666: *GOOD POSTS*
Catguy777: *FLAMING*
Moderator: *Bans Catguy333, Catguy444, Catguy555, Catguy666, and Catguy777*
Dogguy: Wow, Moderator just went on a banning spree.
Moderator: *Bans Dogguy*
Banning Spree by Illy the Cat March 6, 2010

Shadow Banning 

Shadow banning, also called stealth banning, ghost banning or comment ghosting, is the act of blocking or partially blocking a user or their content from an online community so that it will not be readily apparent to the user that they have been banned. For instance, shadow banned comments posted to a blog or media website will not be visible to other persons accessing that site from their computers.

By partly concealing, or making a user's contributions invisible or less prominent to other members of the service, the hope may be that in the absence of reactions to their comments, the problematic or otherwise out-of-favour user will become bored or frustrated and leave the site, and that spammers and trolls will not create new accounts.
I was trolling a snowflake FB group and got my ass shadow banned, it was fun while it lasted.

Dude i have to keep shadow banning these extremists for posting lies and fake news.
Shadow Banning by Sir Kick Ass October 14, 2020

Pulling a Banning 

The art of annoying the absolute hell out of someone for the pure enjoyment of watching their faces explode shortly after.
"Why's little Johnny being so difficult today?" "Oh don't worry miss, he's just pulling a Banning.."

"If you don't stop pulling a Banning you'll be doing your own washing next week.."
Pulling a Banning by frank_sinatra September 5, 2011

banning lewis prep 

A school filled with crap teachers only few can teach. Rich white kids all around. Fights almost every day. Everyone is up in each others business and the dress code sucks. No one gives to shits about grades. The principal even quit 2 days in. This school is crap and no one should go there. Drugs are bad and so is vaping. Go somewhere else snooty white kids whose parents don’t give two shits
Billy: My moms trying to send me to banning.
Levi: like banning Lewis prep? That shit hole of a school.

Billy: yeah.
Levi: I’m sorry dude
banning lewis prep by Tater8205 October 3, 2019

book banning 

Wow, a defintion where you get to listen to someone ramble on about why they are against censorship. Well, here goes:
Book banning is when books are removed from children's reading lists because of sexual content, death, violence, magic, anti-religious themes, drugs, homosexulality, transgenders, transvesites, and any other fucked up reason those conservative, bible-banging southerners can come up with! (Excuse my French). Some books, such as the Harry Potter series were banned because they contain magic and sorcery and the eye of some religious schools, magic is the work of the devil and kids shouldn't read about because it will take them away from there faith. A kid can read Harry Potter and still believe in God, for God's sake. Some books were banned because a character was homosexual, or a transvesite, and homosexuality is considered evil! Sometimes, a character will dress up as a boy (or a girl) and the book will be banned. A character will die of natural causes, and the book will be banned. A character will say the word "pee" or "poop" and the book will be banned. A character will commit suicide and the book will be banned. A character will say the word sex and the book will be banned. A character will talk about death or say the word "die" and the book will be banned. A character will say a swear word such as "crap" or "damn" and the book will be banned. I can understand books being banned because of racism or vivid sexual scenes, or vivid violent scenes. Banning books from children does nothing except make the children more curious as to why the books have been banned! However, I believe that schools can ban whatever they want, because it's not always up to the children to make the best choices on what kind of book they should read. But banning books from libraries is WRONG! People have the freedom to read whatever they want and the fucking government should have absolutely nothing to do with it! I want you to end book banning and censorship NOW!
To all you book banning bastards out there: GO FUCK YOURSELF!
book banning by Kensington 67 September 5, 2005

Jim Branning 

A shit stain on your pants
“Fuck mate, you’ve got a massive Jim Branning on your cacks
Jim Branning by Dave Plumber June 24, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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