Blyxing is a self-harm "technique" in which the self-harmer pushes a sharp object (such as scissors, a knife, etc.) into their bellybutton. This usually induces a great pain in the user. While mostly unknown, some self-harmers prefer blyxing over cutting because no visible marks are left behind (though some are probably left inside the bellybutton) so a self-harmer could blyx unnoticed for an extremely long period of time.
Ryan: I heard you found out your girlfriend was blyxing, dude.
Matt: Yeah I walked in on her pushing a pair of scissors into her bellybutton, it almostmade me cry.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.