bluntasourus 

Mega huge blunt shaped like none other than bluntasourus! A feared dinosaur with enough THC to knock anyone on there ass!

Hey man, let's go hunt down a bluntasourus!

bluntasourus by Stony mcstonerton December 18, 2016

Bluntosaurus Rex 

Bluntosaurus Rex is a legendary creature rumored to appear as a vision before individuals consuming large blunts. With an appearance similar to the Tyrranosaur, Bluntosaurus stands over twenty feet tall with blunt cherry teeth over 12 inches long. Bluntosaurus is a carnivore, as he stuns his prey with noxious blunt fumes before tearing a massive blunt wrap off his skin, rolling a blunt of his prey, and smoking them. The blood of Bluntosaurus Rex is rumored to be liquid THC, and his heart is the infamous Golden Nug, which if smoked grants the smoker not only infinite, eternal high, but also eternal life. While some claim to have seen Bluntosaurus Rex out of the corner of their eye, there have been no confirmed sightings. If one should choose to hunt Bluntosaurus, one is recommended to exercise extreme caution, and to employ a non-polar liquid to fight him, as that is the only known substance that will dissolve, or in fact even penetrate the skin of, Bluntosaurus Rex.

"Ahhhh save me! It's Bluntosaurus Rex! We're all gonna die!"

"I'm so high, I thought I just saw Bluntosaurus."

"Eat your brownies Johnny, or Bluntosaurus'll come for you in your sleep."

Bluntosaurus Rex by Reefer Madness November 23, 2006

Bluntasorisrex 

A Blunt so big , its first priority before anything else
thus, Half Oz blunt or Oz blunt
with some nor cal chronic

"Yo cuz i just got an ounce and 5 blunt wraps lets roll a bluntasorisrex"
"fa sho im done let me call my girlfriend and tell her i cant hang out today"

Bluntasorisrex by M@rco $anchez yee! December 28, 2008

bluntasorusrex 

a downy who is blunt all the time and only ever has one word answers without any feeling or emotion.

oh holly i can’t be bothered talking to you anymore your such a bluntasorusrex

bluntasorusrex by dash cringeber June 6, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019