Blupcus

idiot; blockhead; etc...

Joe! You're such a blupcus!!!!!!!!!!!

Blupcus by superninjamonkey September 1, 2013

blumpcus 

to give a guy a blowjob while hes taking a shit on a toilet, ground etc

last night she was guna give me a blowjob but i had to take a shit and she couldnt wait so
she she gave me blumpcus instead

blumpcus by lalec May 25, 2008

Blupus 

Blue balls for the femal..-Blue- Pus (pussy)
When a girl is craving her turn...

As in "Blue Balls" for males.

"YOU! YOU got Blue balls..you don't think I have Blupus, cuz I do!".

Blupus by 1984woman January 21, 2022

Blupus pic 

A picture that contains a blurred pussy.
Derivative from the words blurred, pussy and pic.

Male equivalent: Blickpic
Derivative from the words blurred, dick and pic.

Q: is a blupus pic still a pussypic ?
A: water is wet

Blupus pic by cuwtbunny June 22, 2022

blupcuated 

The act of gaining a lot of weight quickly. Getting fat fast. Blowing up.

Man she really blupcuated after the wedding.

blupcuated by Bubble puddles November 14, 2022

Fifi Blucus Blumpkin

A twist on the traditional blumpkin, the user replaces a women with his fifi in order to stimulate himself while shitting, and continuously edges until his balls turn blue. At the end, as he is about to bust, he screams Blucus!! and explodes.

It's been a rough day of spartan training, I think I'll give myself a fifi blucus blumpkin.

Fifi Blucus Blumpkin by Fragrance Fag January 9, 2026