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post-fartum blues 

sense of loss and emptiness felt after a farticularly satisfying fart that has been building up gradually over a long period of time
She never recovered from her post-fartum blues.

my_farts_are_blue 

A double chinned glasses wearing burberry boy who knocks one out a lot to pictures of Will Young and abandons his club in their hour of need to visit monkeys pretending its a gift to his mrs when in reality its because he gets turned on at red bottoms
Your not going to the game where we need all teh vocal encouragement we need? you really are a my_farts_are_blue aren't you