Ballus 

The round, spherical apparatus attached firmly to the end of a male Peeko bird's beak, also known as the B.O.P. magnificence enhancement marble.

The Ballus emits magical frequencies into the atmosphere which can be heard up to 7 miles away. These magical frequencies draw in female Peeko birds to nest with and mate. The female Peeko bird cannot resist the urge to to their B.O.P. trot as they float closer and closer, suspended in air, to the source of
this orgasmic sound. Their wings flutter and their head twitches from side to side as their tail feathers fan out. This process can carry out for several hours.

Once within the 10 foot radius of the intensely magical sound waves, the female bird is in a heavenly trance.. inching closer and closer to the incredibly shiny sphere that is Ballus.

The male bird now does a B.O.P. trot of his own while the female bird, still suspended in the air pocket that Ballus has created, coos with affection. The male now moves in and places Ballus in front of her beak and she then latches on... where she will remain for eternity.

Wooooooah... look at the Ballus on that Peeko bird!

Ballus by [ King Ballus Himself ] December 16, 2008

Cock'n'Ballus Rex

The most ferocious peenopod of the Cretaceous period (144-65 Million years ago). Notorius Meat Eater, fed almost exclusivly on the genitalia of other dinosaurs. Able to devour even the largest penis the world has ever seen - the 80ft penis of giant herbivor Dipshitticus.
Capable of killing its pray in one swift blow...

Cock'n'ballus Rex "RAAAAAAA!!!"
Dinner "Bloody hell"

Cock'n'Ballus Rex by gordon shumway May 24, 2005

Cockus Ballus 

The fanciest, most elegant name to address your peen by.

"After that hardcore sex with your mother, my Cockus Ballus could use a break"

Cockus Ballus by shart buster March 11, 2024

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

Ballistic Prose by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. 

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”

All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023

Balls in my face 

Slang for “sike”, trying to play off a scenario thats gone bad, or trying to make it seem like you’re hacked. First used and popularized by Offset when he got caught cheating on Cardi B and proceeded to go on twitter to tweet Balls In My Face to make it seem like he was hacked.

“Damn that girls fine asf”
“Bro thats a boy”
“Balls in my face”

Balls in my face by Ruperts January 7, 2020

Turkey Balls 

When you wife sees you getting out of the shower and laughs. You say what's so funny? She answers ...your nuts are wrinkly and twisted like a Turkey gobbler.

Man it's hot out today. I am starting to get a rash on my Turkey Balls.

Turkey Balls by All girls know Long Pole Joe July 5, 2020