blue-berry muffin 

it's the excuse one uses when asked about the dark bruise on one's lip - a lip hickie - you can also claim that you have accidentally bit a pen and it's actually ink on your lips

Shit,look at that blue-berry muffin on that girls face!
Yo, is that ink on your lips?

blue-berry muffin by thecreeper August 7, 2006

yellow blueberry muffin

When real niggas become fake niggas and niggas won't stop being niggas ya know nigga

Yo, you a straight yellow blueberry muffin.

yellow blueberry muffin by Danger Dolan January 3, 2017

Blueberry Muffin Cake 

Very delecious cake made with muffin batter and made without blueberries. After the cake is cooked it is dipped in syrup.

that blueberry muffin cake is delecious!!!

Blueberry Muffin Cake by daniel and madison January 19, 2009

blueberry muffin 

When a girl wears clothes that are too small, particularly jeans. Tight jeans push up the fat on her hips, which spills over the sides of the pants like the top of a muffin around the wrapper.

Also called cupcake.

blueberry muffin by The Singing Butler July 26, 2005

blueberry muffin 

In certain cultures, especially in military tours to Afghanistan, asking for a 'blueberry muffin' at a massage parlor means to get a hand job at the end in exchange for a big tip.

person 1: I got a massage today at FOB Shank massage parlor.
person 2: Did you get a Blueberry muffin at the end?
person 1: Yeah, it cost me an extra $20.

blueberry muffin by DirteeDude2 March 10, 2014

Blueberry Muffin 

The best food ever created!!

You: dude, wanna go get some blueberry muffins?
Me: fu*k yeah!

Blueberry Muffin by PinkFloydLedZeppelinlover September 2, 2017

blueberry muffin 

The penis after an anal cream pie. From the blueish green tint to the substance.

After doing her in the ass, she gobbled on the blueberry muffin.

blueberry muffin by kintatatsu November 23, 2010