blue van 

A type and colour of car that to this day scares the shit out of me.
The story goes...

"We were throwing waterbombs at car's from a nearby hiding place (parking lot). We had many sucessful shot's without any drama's until I saw a blue van. It was more the psycho, murderer looking cunt that was in the blue van that caught my eye. I warned my friend not to throw one at the van, as the guy looked like a hard muh-fucka. He did however and the hardcunt got out and chased me and my friend's for over 1 km!
We finally ran into a driveway and hid under a stranger's house. We could see his leg's moving around out the front of this person's house for about 20 minutes. Just coz of a waterbomb. What a hardcunt.

blue van by Diego July 18, 2003

Blue van man 

An absolute legend from Loughborough whom reviews food and has been on TRUEGeordie2 with Lawrence

Have you seen blue van man

Na is he good

Yer he’s a legend from Loughborough

Blue van man by Ksi’s Dad September 2, 2019

blue-vanned 

To be left behind on a trip on the way there or on the way back.

It was bad enough that Boomer blue-vanned me in Batesburg but when Larry blue-vanned me in Silverstreet, that was uncalled for!

blue-vanned by Anonymous August 26, 2003