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Blue Rose 

When one beats off ones self to the degree in which the head goes blue and a very prominent vein rides vertically across the "stem" of the penis.
After masturbating for 8 hours Tom noticed he had given himself the famous blue rose.

Blue Rose 🌹💙 

“Blue Rose 🌹💙”

blue roses 

1.A flower consider a rarity, something florist strive for
2. Something shrouded in mystery, implausible, unattainable,un-natural
3. symbolism in literature, and media as something mysterious and impossible
4. hope for a unattainable love
1.john won best in show at the flower show for his blue roses
2. to find the cure for cancer is consider a blue rose
3. in the glass menagerie blue roses was the misunder girl named laura
4. he sent her blue roses everyday in hope she would respond.
blue roses by demons January 22, 2009

Roses are red, Violets are blue 

The deepest poems you will find in the galaxy, fuck, maybe even in the whole omniverse. Even the aliens couldn't come up with this shit man.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Sometimes I like to put on my wife's dresses, and cry in the corner of my room.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. 

" Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself. " Is a typical tumblr down syndrome poem.
Tumblr down syndrome "edgy" whore: Roses are red, Violets are blue, I want to kill myself.
Guy 1: stfu and die *kills the bitch*

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool 

An amazing verse to sing if ur down created by the man the myth the legend, Juice WRLD
Bro Roses are Red Violets Are Blue My Heart Is Dead I’m Such A Fool
(Bro) Bro That’s deep still
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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