After going for at least a month without ejacutating a man finds a woman in Winnipeg to allow him to dip his balls into her mouth and while she sucks on them, he comes all over her forehead.
"Man, I had such serious blue balls I just had to go out and get me a Winnipeg Blue Bomber."
well really it just like skiing but instead four people are involved, yes, that is correct, three dudes, preferably wingmen, and on hot semi classy girl. this semi classy girl gives the two men who are small in the pants hand jobs but gives the larger man head. its good fun and the girl only needs to be semi drunk.
dude, there is only one hot girl on this retreat that will give us action. but there is three of us.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).